In Midlife Crisis, you are experiencing a midlife crisis. The years are passing away, and you feel like an old man. Your children are grown and have moved out of the house. Your wife advises that you let several college students rent rooms in your home. It sounds like a great idea, and the females are undeniably attractive. Being among college students makes you feel youthful again, and you want to show off some of your wild oats before they become shredded wheat.