You play a bored-as-fuck character with extraordinary skills in Superheroes Suck. You end up becoming a superhero in the fight against crime. All of this culminates in his falling in love with someone, and the rest is as shady as it gets. The main character transforms from a dull person to a superhero who puts crooks in their place, hooks up, and scores in the bedroom. What appears to be an average guy in need of a change of scenery in his life experiences all of this.