Cunt Empire Review
CuntEmpire! It's time for a new juggernaut. Get ready, because here we go. In a long series of online-only free porn games, Cunt Empire will keep you hard for a lengthy period of time. Similar to other games you may have seen, it does take a few pages from the gacha book, but it isn't strictly a pay-to-win title. This is a lot of fun, and it's completely free, so I think you should check it out. It's based on some of my favorite non-pornographic games, but it also has real-life pornstars. All of my criteria for a fun smut game are met by this mix of gaming aspects. I'll get to the specifics in a moment. This is one of those "casual porn" games that you can play for a long time without becoming bored with it. Use it once and be done with it, or keep going back to it night after night until it becomes a habit. When you get home from work, it's ideal for a quick boner. This is the game for you if you want to rub one off before you go to bed to some great drawn titties.
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“Pussy” Cookie Clicker
Has Cookie Clicker ever been a game for you? If you haven’t, you should. It’s one of the most popular free browser games of all time, having been released a long time ago and sweeping the internet. It’s a cinch to set up. A cookie is baked by clicking on it, and once it’s done baking, you may sell it for money. When you make money, you may hire grannies, factories, and a variety of different means to increase the production of cookies. But why bother? Clearly, you’d want to create more cookies. Producing more cookies means making more money, which in turn means producing more cookies. To be honest, it’s a stupid notion that really works. You may buy the cookie-making techniques, then close the browser tab and return later to cash in on all of the cookies you’ve purchased.
Like the cookie farm, you receive a similar setup here, but you’re running a porn studio. In what genre do you specialize? There are a wide range of options. You may earn money by using several sorts of porn sets that the game provides. Porn stars that you acquire in-game may be used to staff any and all of your sets. In order to collaborate, they might be partnered up. There are a variety of extras available for each set, but those will be discussed in more detail later. We need to talk about porn stars right now.
Titties of the Stars
You’ll notice right away that your greeting committee is none other than Little Caprice. Little Caprice, the iconic triple-A porn performer. Her image was used to create this game, and she serves as your virtual personal assistant. There is a good chance she won’t be performing for you at all, at least at the beginning. However, she does an excellent job of luring you into the action with her tantalizing teases. While I’m enjoying some high-quality gaming, I enjoy casually gazing at her figure.
After only 10 minutes of playing Cunt Empire, another legendary character appeared: Liya Silver. The list of renowned cunts who appear in this game is seemingly endless. There has to be a way of persuading people to pose for this game, and I’m delighted they did it. The actual females provide a whole new level of realism and authenticity to the experience. Playing with girls you already know is always more enjoyable.
Tons of Imaginary Women
It’s not only the many real-life pornstars you may locate and employ in this game; there are also several fictional pornstars that were created particularly for the game. It’s virtually tough to tell that they’re not real beauties because they come with their own backstories and a lot of art. Everything is drawn, so the fictional and fictitious babes seem the same. Never once do you get the impression that you’ve been yanked from the experience.
When you have so many female employees working for you, it’s essential that you have someone to man the various sets. So you recruit a bunch of hotties, give them a job, and then watch as they whore it up in front of the camera all day, every day. They’re always on the job. In other words, as soon as you hire a prostitute and assign her to masturbate on solocam, she’ll begin to touch herself and she’ll spit out money every few seconds or so.
Aiming to improve
In Cookie Clicker and similar games, the women start making money for you straight away, but the main objective is to constantly upgrade your money sources. That implies that these females will need a lot more than just their fingers and a camera in order to succeed. Dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, and anal beads are just a few of the items you’ll be purchasing with your hard-earned money in order to entice more viewers to the show. Porn is a lucrative business, therefore you want to attract as many viewers as possible.
Doing so is accomplished through acquiring new, superior females and enhancing those that you currently have. The more money they bring in, the better equipped they are. There are also Bitch Coins to consider. To be fair, I’d better explain them. Bitch Coins are the currency of choice for the Cunt Empire. To get a lot of them quickly, you’ll have to pay with real money. You may get a lot of them just by playing the game.
Making a Deposit with Real Money
Keep in mind that this game does not require you to invest any money at all. It’s also possible to spend hundreds of dollars on Bitch Coins if you’d like to hurry things up. Cunt Empire is based on the premise that your porn empire may develop exponentially, indefinitely, and without end. If you have a lot of money, you can become a millionaire, a billionaire, and more. For the most part, the game never stops. As a result, Bitch Coins are a classic that never goes out of style. The only way to get out of this situation is to go up, and there’s always a long way to go.
The game is constructed around the premise of having you return the next day with much more money. With some much-needed updates, you no longer have to manually click on the females to deposit their earnings into your account. As your empire continues to grow, you’ll only need to log on once or twice a month to make purchases and assign improvements to your troops. Then you reintroduce them to the wild, where you sit back and collect your earnings.
If you don’t want to play this game, you’re free to do so. Okay, I’ll get to the meat of the matter. To begin with, Cunt Empire bombards you with cinematic sequences from the moment you turn on the game. In order to get points and goodies, you must choose certain sections of the girls as you beat them up using the included mini-game. Even if you stop playing, you’ll eventually run out of stories to tell, so don’t become too connected to any of these folks.
The main character embodies all an alpha guy should be. One of the most sought-after celebrities in the world attracts the interest of women, men, and porn stars alike. They also require his cock at night, because his penis is magical for no other reason than that. I’m not lying when I say that the game explicitly states that your dick has the ability to alter time in this game. It’s a method for them to illustrate how actual money can be used to speed up time. It’s the first time an in-game mechanic has been explained in such detail in a porn game. It’s your call whether you want to keep it or not.
Finally, even if there were no sex scenes, the game would still be fap-worthy due to the continual presence of a renowned pornstar either half-naked or nude on screen. In addition, there are a plethora of fictitious pornstars that are willing to be abused in exchange for your money, so feel free to take advantage of that as well. But I’m not here to offer you pointers on how to properly stroke someone. In my opinion, if you’re looking for something fun to play on a regular basis, this is it. It’s worth a look. You will not regret it.